Monday Funday

I just woke woke up. I have class in 20 minutes. If I'm 15 minutes late I won't get in. Maybe I should be 15 minutes late. Everytime I'm a little late to that class, everyone has already filed into the back rows because they're cool obviously, so I'm stuck basically sitting on the fucking teachers lap 2 inches away from the board. But not only that... I come in late, and I have to go sit on top of the fucking teacher? Gimme a break. He notices every single time and looks at me like I'm a fuckin asshole. My parents aren't here to wake me up shithead! I'm going to be late. My alarm is a fucking rooster call, it just makes me angry, it doesn't wake me up. So the next alarm is my phone, and it just vibrates (hehe), but if it's on the floor or in my pants or some shit I don't hear it! So I have to rely on the rooster noise to scrape me out of bed and into my boring Monday class. Am I prepared today? No.. but I'm awake.

On a different Monday note, there's the cutest English girl I've seen here so far in my afternoon class. Last Monday I was planning on trying to talk to her... and I did! Sorta. I had asked her about homework early on in the class and she smiled and told me and blah blah blah. So later in the class, all of the lights were off. The teacher asked if anyone wanted them on. No one said anything. She said "no one?" I figured this was my chance to draw attention to myself. I raised my hand and smiled and said "I need them on." And everyone groans and wants to kill me. And I had to insist for a few minutes that I really really wanted them on, and NO ONE else did. Everyone just looked at me, and the cute girl infront of me turned around and laughed and said "you're just trying to be difficult." And I said "fuck me, please." And she laughed an took my hand and we left class to get down in my mercedes then hit the hot tub in my mansion suite.
....Some of that was actually true. Huh, we'll see what happens today, I guess.
OH but I really did see her at the bar the same night I saw the slick "fuck yes" nodding dude, an she said "hi" to me, and that she recognized me. But neither of us know eachother's names... That's what I'll do today. And take her back to the Palace ONCE AGAIN