Another shit update.

Upon being the only heterosexual male on my floor this whole semester, I've come to a conclusion. Girls can clog toilets too. Didn't think it was possible, eh? These people back that shit up like there's no tomorrow.
That is all,
Oh snazbot

don't read this post if you don't like toilet jokes

Hello, hello.
It's been quite a while since I've written in this... again. I've been meaning to post this story all week. Here it goes.
I think about a week ago (maybe a couple days short) I woke up, hung over, and had to ...poop. BAD. It was an emergency to where I had to throw some shorts on and run to the toilet IMMEDIATELY. So I walk in, and other than frantically ripping my pants down and destroying the inside of the toilet, I notice that the seat is broken (not the part you sit on, the top that closes the toilet.) Anyway, this shit is absolutely fucking gross. Maybe one of the worst I've ever taken (I'm not just exaggerating for this story). It was so awful. As I'm finishing up, I see someone trying to get into the bathroom I'm in but realize that I've locked it. I didn't think anything of it. So I finish up eventually and go back into my room to grab my backpack, because I have class. As I'm leaving I see a guy in the bathroom with his head over the toilet, gagging and shit and breathing all funny (because I was just in there)... but he's there to fix the toilet seat! If he had gone in just a minute earlier, he wouldn't of had to directly smell the horrific shit I took . And I know he hated me. I walked outside and burst into laughter. You sort of had to see the way this guy looked hovering over the shitter, coughing and his face all red and stuff. He actually was trying to hard to pull his head away and fix the seat at the same time. I only caught a glimpse for a quick second, but I saw it clearly nonetheless.
I'm rich

You couldn't crack a Foster's, I didn't catch youre name

I'm sitting in my friend's room drinking Foster's right now. It's 2:30am here. I'm not sure what to write about.. OH! But on Halloween (other than having the best night of my life) I ran into the "Fuck Yes" dude from my first post. I actually went to his house! He was high an his hair was slicked. He tried hitting on my girl and it didn't work (which I'm still surprised at, because like I said, he's the long tan and handsome type). His name is... shit I forgot.
Shout out to Mike Katz, you're a faggot for life.
Shit, I said I wouldn't never write any sad or sappy shit here, but I love a spanish girl who likes me back. It's great.
I watch movies online for free in my room every night like a miserable fuck and wake up late and go to class late and fall asleep again and wake up and drink. I miss my friends in CT, I miss Jettison, and Ross and making fun of every person I see. I still do it here, but I can only fuck with them to myself because no one will listen to my stupid jokes. SSSSSSSSs.
I haven't bought cigarettes in such a long time, I'm proud of that. I just wait for people to throw them on the ground. I live the life of a bum here.
I can't think of anything funny, but I did write "DRACULA" on my door, and no one thinks it's funny, they just don't get it. In fact, I brought the girl back to my room on Halloween, and she said "why DRACULA? ...." and I said "It's funny!" and she gave me a shitty fake laugh.
This post is going nowhere. I'm just waiting to think of something good. Sam's dad is funny, but I don't even have to explain that. (http://yalemedicine.yale.edu/ym_fw04/resources/photos/glickstein.jpg).
What else is funny? People in England with bad teeth! I've seen plenty. I've talked to plenty. My english teacher with bad teeth keeps on trying to hit on this girl I used to like (until I saw that she had a better moustache than me) and it's great. He talks to her intimately like he's interested., and ignores me when I saw something smarter than her. It's a bit funny.
Goddamnit,
IT'S ALL IN THE NIKES!